By David Valdes Greenwood
Ah, the candy thoughts of Christmas. presents less than the tree. Cookies for Santa. And, in fact, the yearly fruitcake.
For younger David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable “little fruitcake” on the middle of those stories, not anything is sweeter than the promise of the vacations. A modern day Tiny Tim, he holds speedy to his perfect of what Christmas may still be, regardless of the large odds opposed to him: Sub-zero Maine winters. a bunch of eccentric kin. And his consistent foil: a frugal, God-fearing Grammy who turns out decided to carry an finish to all his enjoyable. A ebook that’s “fa-la-la-licious” (Louisville Courier Journal) and full of humorous, captivating xmas stories (from construction a Lego® manger to attempting to find the fitting Christmas tree), A Little Fruitcake will motivate even the largest Grinches round.
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A Little Fruitcake: A Childhood in Holidays by David Valdes Greenwood