By Justin Racz
Guaranteed to make you thankful for the task you will have and grateful for the only you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the fellow who operates the "It's a Small international in spite of everything" trip, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, that allows you to all believe greater approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour photographs of the bleak, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs in the market, and all their bad employment info, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the correct reward for someone caught in a nine-to-five grind who must bear in mind why it can be a complete, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO big apple. His parody J.Crewd was once released through Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a few those jobs, so I converse from event while I say Justin Racz has became a painful and very miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i would considered this publication first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's larger Than You At...
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Saddam Hussein Double 6. Fast Food Condiment Prep Cook 7. Telemarketer 8. Cheesecake Tin Quality Control 9. Mop Duty 10. Garbage Barge Skipper 11. Roto-Rooterer Post-Finding Nemo 12. Rat Catcher 13. Data Entry 14. Telemarketing Scriptwriter 15. Spam Copywriter 16. B-List-Celebrity Assistant 17. Nursing Home Entertainer 18. Midget Tossing Tossee 19. Stevie Starr: Regurgitator 20. Maggot Wrangler 21. Adult-Video-Store Clerk 22. Walking Menu 23. Temp 24. Gas Station Foodmart Night Manager 25. Shopping Cart Valet 26.
McGrory, Linda. "Can't Find a Good Chicken Sexer? D. The Specialist Chick Sexer. Melbourne: Bernal Publishing, 1994 5. htm 8. Jon Arnold, former Marks & Spencer employee, 1991 10. Abadjian, Nick, and Richard Schack. "Garbage: Queens' Trashy Tale," Queens Tribune. 2001 11. Paul Abrams, Public Relations, Roto-Rooter Services Company 12. htm 14. com/telemarketing-scripts 17. Interview with Harley Scheck, 2003 18. Photo: Dave the Dwarf. com/news 19. uk 20. Interview with Jim Brockett, Brockett's Film Fauna, 2003 24.
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